The U.S. Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer
an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered
for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight
line between any two points on his body.. The officer got to choose
what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top
of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked
out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted, was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his arms, which he stretched over his head, to
his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third was a non-commissioned officer; a grizzly, old, but wise Chief
who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the
tip of my weenie to my testicles.'
The pension man suggested that he might want to reconsider, explaining
about the big cheques the previous two Officers had received. But the old
Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the
measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em"- which
he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's
weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, ''Where
are your testicles?''
The old Chief calmly replied, ''Vietnam!!
Early Retirement Military Bonus
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WreckWench
, Aug 23 2011 11:15 AM
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 03:30 PM
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 07:59 PM
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